nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Henry the viii executed his wife because she didnt have a boy
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them